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I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN, DA DA DADADADADA DA DAAAA
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LegendaryFrog doesn't have anything on this.
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A collaboration of animators who can neither draw nor animate!
Good job!
Author's Response:
lmao, how synical can be some people, a second class sprite animator telling us that we dont know how to draw nor animate.
thanks for the review i guess O.o?
well keep it up, and remember, know your place
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Points off graphics for the crappy Cecil and Rosa drawings, but better than nothing (not really).
I vote Mario.
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Mario
Ok then. Thanks. Rosa and Cecil have aweful original back and front spites.
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Yes, I think so. I've played Mario flashes where you can't even move it's so laggy, and it crashes internet explorer halfway through. That is better than this, because the flash regonizes itself as a piece of shit and makes us exit and get a life. You may want to add something like this.
Idiots who scream 'Flash by User - None -' and 'ABUSIVE!' shouldn't even be allowed to make flash. Hi, this is a review, not a flash e-peen contest. I don't need to make flash to know this is a buggy piece of shit.
Maybe if the levels revolved a little more around skill and not super jumping over everything, it might be remotely entertaining.
Until then, the crashing script is recommended.
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Nicely animated, but it's still as boring as the first one. Yes, you added violence... one hit effortless kills. Maybe make the battles more interesting, or add more battles between all of the walking.
Looking foward to TTOB 3
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This shows some serious skill. Keep up the good work.
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Way to go with the flow. Next time create an original game. It took me 54 days to complete this -- this is the easiest Sim game I've ever played. Just because it's a "sim" game, you don't need to rip the crappy sounds from The Sims and stick it into an even more crappy "game." A real game is supposed to take skill. At the last tournament, you literally gave away the way to win.
"Well gee wilikers! It'll take more than Video Game Skill to win this? Hmm, I wonder if intelligence has anything to do with it? Naww, it must be strength!" Way to go. Next time put a little more effort into it.
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The only thing you had going was the storyline (which was not very good, in the first place). The animation was choppy, sound was from every other Final Fantasy game, and the only battle that took place lasted less than 10 seconds.
Also, you need to work a bit on your grammar and spelling. Maybe it's just me, but it's hard to take a storyline seriously with tons of exclamation marks and ".........".
Overall, I don't believe this was interesting or long enough to deserve the rating that it received, but this is my opinion.
Hope you take this as constructive.
Author's Response:
Im taking this review as constructive...In my next movie, there will be more battle, but Ill keep the ff7, ff5, ff8, ff9, ff6 style music...I want a larger choice of music...so Ill be able to take the more appropriate music for the scene....
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"A poor, inaccurate, pointless film."
Not only is the movie of extremely low quality, but all of the information is IN THE GAME! If they haven't played the game, do you think they will CARE about any of this? Do you think they'll have any idea what you're talking about?
It's also inaccurate. It seems like you were just adding shit to the story that wasn't there, nothing too big, though. Nothing too big except: Cloud did NOT join SOLDIER: He didn't make it in, and only became an ordinary soldier. It was Zack that joined SOLDIER -- it is all right there in the game, did you play to the end? Did you leave this part out until History pt. 2? Even so, what was the point of part one? To go over what is already said in the game?
There's not even any sound -- the screenshots were pointless, too, for the most part, and it would go a lot better if the story you were telling had relating music.
Better luck next time.
Author's Response:
The whole reason i put PART 1, is because in part 2 i'll explain how it wasn't really cloud that joined soldier, like he explained in kalm, but it was really zack, and by the way i havn't added any 'shit'. so watch what you say before saying. I know the whole story so i wouldn't tell it wrong. plus i would put music if i could, but unfortunetely i can't right now, and i will in part 2.
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