MyStiKKhAoS's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Beyond Gaming RPG edition]

WOOHOO!

A collaboration of animators who can neither draw nor animate!

Good job!

Xionico responds:

lmao, how synical can be some people, a second class sprite animator telling us that we dont know how to draw nor animate.
thanks for the review i guess O.o?
well keep it up, and remember, know your place

[Sprite Survivor - 7]

Very nice.

Points off graphics for the crappy Cecil and Rosa drawings, but better than nothing (not really).

I vote Mario.

Hell-Fire responds:

Mario

Ok then. Thanks. Rosa and Cecil have aweful original back and front spites.

[FFVI:The Time Before P-3]

Disliked

The only thing you had going was the storyline (which was not very good, in the first place). The animation was choppy, sound was from every other Final Fantasy game, and the only battle that took place lasted less than 10 seconds.

Also, you need to work a bit on your grammar and spelling. Maybe it's just me, but it's hard to take a storyline seriously with tons of exclamation marks and ".........".

Overall, I don't believe this was interesting or long enough to deserve the rating that it received, but this is my opinion.

Hope you take this as constructive.

DanyLaporte responds:

Im taking this review as constructive...In my next movie, there will be more battle, but Ill keep the ff7, ff5, ff8, ff9, ff6 style music...I want a larger choice of music...so Ill be able to take the more appropriate music for the scene....

[FF7: Clouds history pt1]

A poor, inaccurate, pointless film.

Not only is the movie of extremely low quality, but all of the information is IN THE GAME! If they haven't played the game, do you think they will CARE about any of this? Do you think they'll have any idea what you're talking about?
It's also inaccurate. It seems like you were just adding shit to the story that wasn't there, nothing too big, though. Nothing too big except: Cloud did NOT join SOLDIER: He didn't make it in, and only became an ordinary soldier. It was Zack that joined SOLDIER -- it is all right there in the game, did you play to the end? Did you leave this part out until History pt. 2? Even so, what was the point of part one? To go over what is already said in the game?
There's not even any sound -- the screenshots were pointless, too, for the most part, and it would go a lot better if the story you were telling had relating music.
Better luck next time.

Life-Stream responds:

The whole reason i put PART 1, is because in part 2 i'll explain how it wasn't really cloud that joined soldier, like he explained in kalm, but it was really zack, and by the way i havn't added any 'shit'. so watch what you say before saying. I know the whole story so i wouldn't tell it wrong. plus i would put music if i could, but unfortunetely i can't right now, and i will in part 2.

[The VG Wars Ep:1]

Decent

This was pretty much no action and all storyline, and it went way too slow, as fun as looking at what armies they have and what they're up against...

You need to tween, especially when they are zooming in, because you made them twitchy.

Graphics were decent as well, but I'd prefer that you use the Mario from SNES because he has more graphics and, hell, he just looks better.

The battle between Samus was rather ridiculus, all she did was jump on the enemy and somehow die, not showing any blood or even how she died. You'll have to explain this one to me, because I didn't catch on.

I'm hoping this becomes one of those invasion-type movies, I just love those animations where armies charge forward for invasion. Anyways, good luck in the future.

- Andy

Samuraikyo responds:

Actually there will be a war and what ever happened to samus will be the next episode plot and mario and luigi and a final fantasy 2 character (love the mix of characters) will bettle bosses from other games. Thanx for the review!

[Mario Mushroom Madness]

Did you say "original?"

Not only has this been done before, but it has been done much better. Give us one reason to watch your trilogy. So we can see something new? Pfft... I'd rather see quality over new.

The fights were just horrible. It all consisted of one shot kills from Mario bouncing all over the place, showing no other fighting animation than sprites ripped from Randy Solem (karate position). The sound didn't go well with the story. The blood was unrealistic and boring. There was no interactivity, or no humor, and this was very unoriginal. Try again later.

DaxFire responds:

No, I did not say "original"

[Link Vs Mario(Mario Wins)]

Wow. It's almost unbelievible.

After watching the first Link Vs Mario(Link Wins), I kind of liked it. I thought it was humorus with an intresting story (which would have been good if it was longer) and didn't have too bad of a fight at the end (i'm a liar). Yet I come here and watch ... the same thing over again? Except Mario won? JESUS! You know... it IS possible to put two of the same endings into one flash... I'll let you figure that out by yourself.

DaxFire responds:

Don't flame it just lets people know how stupid and mean you are. I know how to make buttons, mine just were not working so I made two.

[Counterstrike Vs Jenson 2]

Great, more n00b jokes

I coulda swore I saw at least 10 of the same exact thing, with the same graphics, but those were better.
How is it the first part of this is better?! There was no real action in this. Just a teammate flashing his allies, and everyone else is spawn camping.
And the music was definately no improvement. Sure, I liked the CS sounds, but the backround music (which played for 5 seconds each time) definately earned it a 0.

rholding2000 responds:

its a parody. This is what i get when i play cs...im not selling out on the humour too. There are loads of subtle things in this and the first about the wank that is CS....you gotta be bright to get some of this humour, U sir are not.

[HAcoreRD a tribute]

HAHAHAHA

Oh man, this is AWESOME. So true. Yet. So True. HAcoreRD is the biggest fag on newgrounds. He must be brought down. Down with HAcoreRD!

Hadji-San responds:

agreed

[2003| Mario gets old III]

Great Movie

haha. I love mario.
Mario should meet... Crono from Chrono Trigger. That would be funny as hell. Crono as an old man. Then Mario and Crono fight for the title of Nintendo. Haha!

Holy-Howard responds:

Crono?
Okay, good idea. :D
Thanks