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All 20 game Reviews

Super Mario X Super Mario X

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Piece of shit?

Yes, I think so. I've played Mario flashes where you can't even move it's so laggy, and it crashes internet explorer halfway through. That is better than this, because the flash regonizes itself as a piece of shit and makes us exit and get a life. You may want to add something like this.

Idiots who scream 'Flash by User - None -' and 'ABUSIVE!' shouldn't even be allowed to make flash. Hi, this is a review, not a flash e-peen contest. I don't need to make flash to know this is a buggy piece of shit.

Maybe if the levels revolved a little more around skill and not super jumping over everything, it might be remotely entertaining.

Until then, the crashing script is recommended.

Video Game Sim Video Game Sim

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


Way to go with the flow. Next time create an original game. It took me 54 days to complete this -- this is the easiest Sim game I've ever played. Just because it's a "sim" game, you don't need to rip the crappy sounds from The Sims and stick it into an even more crappy "game." A real game is supposed to take skill. At the last tournament, you literally gave away the way to win.
"Well gee wilikers! It'll take more than Video Game Skill to win this? Hmm, I wonder if intelligence has anything to do with it? Naww, it must be strength!" Way to go. Next time put a little more effort into it.

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Balloon Duel Balloon Duel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Excellent! Superb!

This is one of the most excellent games I've ever played for flash! You need to submit these to all of the flash arcade websites, get it really popular, then work on an online version! :P That'll be a great dream... anyways, great job with this!

My character:
Rank: 100.50
Cash: $523.00
Equipment: Sunglasses, Reflector

SD-MissileCommand SD-MissileCommand

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Very simple and boring

I couldn't bear to play this for more than a minute, really, but unless sometime past a minute it ends up with chaotic explosions, aliens, and actual missle graphics, i doubt that it gets any better. I'd say you have potential, just make it less boring and repetitive next time.
And on a side note:
"...When You Create Some Decent Flash Of Your Own I`ll Value Your Opinion More..."
There is no right or wrong opinion. Only differences in such. He is allowed to have his opinion on your flash. Although he did not leave an actual opinion on your work, the quote stated above does say that you don't care about opinions that come from people who have never made flash.
Have you ever directed a movie? I doubt it, but yet you are still aloud to critize it. Enough said.


Mario Kart: DF Beta Mario Kart: DF Beta

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Needs so much work

I understand it's a beta version, and I have faith in this project, but here's some things you need to pay attention to in the real project:
-The corners are too sharp. At the top speed you can achieve, it's impossible to successfully go around a corner without slowing down.
-As fun as driving off into complete blackness is, there needs to be level borders.
-Driving sound effects and intresting Mario-style backround music.
-New Mario-based diverse characters not seen in other Kart games.
-Cups; such as Mushroom Cup, Flower Cup, etc.
-Unlockable levels and/or characters.
-Items (like in the real Mario Karts') to keep the game intresting.
-Opponents to race against?! :P

Good luck with this project. I'm looking forward to see the real game.

Camper-Strike Camper-Strike

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh man.. this was awesome.

This is the best shooter on newgrounds. It was very smooth, and somewhat similar to the CS game. The only bad thing was it may not hit them when you are dead-accurate. This better go in the shooter gallery.

Mooncell RPG (demo) Mooncell RPG (demo)

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It has potential. Only potential.

Usually in the RPGs today, the introductions tend to be thrilling and fun to watch. This was not.
I never really care about graphics, but these were not at all good. Not that I say you suck at drawing, but they could be better. They moved slow and somewhat choppy as well.
I didn't at all like the battle system. After you used the fireball spell, and see a very bad spell effect, the hero disappears for a couple of seconds and reappears. Riight..
With only limited spells, you have to wonder in the REAL RPG, what if you run out? Since your attack sucks, and you can't use items, your screwed. I hope that several of these issues will be looked into and fixed. Thanks. A nice try at a RPG anyways.

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PuLSeR responds:

hey man this is just flash.. dont be so hard on me =)

Dress-Up Lady Dress-Up Lady

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Not intrested

Theres nothing that intresting about this dress-up, except it takes away the freedom to manually click and drag clothes across her body. Although the harder-to-drag things like Expressions, hair, etc; that's when using those buttons would be good.
There was no sound either.

= MGS:TTE demo = = MGS:TTE demo =

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Ahh... right...

I love the whole MGS theme and all, this had great music, even the graphics were pretty sick.
But the gameplay was horrible! If the whole game is about you clicking in certain places in order to complete an objective, well, there has to be multiple places to click!
You could even make real strategy, as to what would you do in this situation, and where would you hit if you had the oppurtunity?
If you could make the game long, realistic, and fun, I'd enjoy the full version more.

timberwolftrid responds:

fuck dosent anyone here know what the word DEMO means you bunch of fucking retards!!!!!!!

RPG Battle Experiment RPG Battle Experiment

Rated 5 / 5 stars


The RPG is my favorate Genre! Make more! You must! If you do, I recommend:
-Having an actual storyline
-More graphics (try not to use balls)
-A whole 'walking around' system, where a player can explore towns and outside stuff
-Shops to buy items
-More spells
-The basic RPG rules; Increase stats per level, including experience points
-More units (more party members, more enemies)
-Non Player Characters (NPCs), people who talk to you during field times
-Have it so you don't do the exact same damage every time
-Better grammical and spelling usage
-Shorter spell times

Go through with it! You have the talents!