MyStiKKhAoS's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[.Hack//Vegietales]

Haha!

Fucking hilarious!
Don't listen to the other kids out there who cry because their favorate anime show was made a paradoy out of vegetables. Hey, I love the show as much as the next fat kid but it's just a paradoy.

Lol, your movie is so true, they sit there and wait for hours online for some gray haired kid who thinks he's the best because... he has gray hair.
Did the text go really really fast on purpose to show that all they do is fucking talk in the damn show?

And seriously, would you believe some 13 year old gray haired kid who was abused by his father that he can't log out? Fuck those idiots who believe him. And we all know that .hack//SIGN is full of lies. Nobody is that compasionate to newbies, and people online would be like 'yo sup nigs' 'fuck you fag', not 'lets go on an adventure!' and 'he can't log out. we better involve ourselves although it's none of our damn business'. Oh well.
Nice job.

NinjaRygar responds:

Thanks! You understand... the text goes by fast because even I couldnt take it anymore... and I made it.

[LOTR Parody p2 - trailer]

Sucks even for a trailer

A picture, misspelled words, and gay music.
I don't give a damn if it's a trailer or not! Nobody likes trailers, maybe if your real movie isn't a piece of crap, I'd consider liking it. Otherwise, no. No... No.
Definately gay.

TheGreyPilgrim responds:

What crappy music are you talking about. I used one of the finest pieces of Howard Shore.

You just don't understand this sort of humor. And for the last time: IT'S JUST A TRAILER.

[rEEER1]

Glitchy piece of crap

This is friggin stupid!
Why would I want to play this at all? Theres no point! The gun makes no sound, all they do is Flash and fall over, and you can NEVER LOSE HEALTH!
Blam.

TomLojko responds:

I fixed the bug, sorry about that

[Crono's Conscience]

All my 10 r belong to this!

Haha, what SHOULD have happened in Chrono Trigger!
Gj dissin that HAcoreRD fag, who still thinks he's better than me. Seriously now... I'm not the best, but to suck more than him would be something I'd kill myself for.

'I don't go dissin other people's flash series in my animation...'
HAcoreRD, you fucking hypocryte. Let's go watch Heroes Quest 1.2 eh?
"I am not Edge I am Leon!..."
You put my Leon from Leon's Quest (which is you dissin a flash series) and said at the end, and I quote:
"Leon (Edge) From MyStikkhaos's crappy Leon's Quest."
Haha!

'So I got 2 awards. I don't go laughing about it...'
And I quote from our conversation: "Who got daily 4th and 5th?"

Haha, all your words backfire right at you, bitch. Nobody likes your animations. Get over it.

TheGoldCrow responds:

hahahah111 look whose got two2 aWaRds bich im THEE bEsT animatar ever PWN PWN PWN.
(HAcoreRD mode off)

[Mario Babies 2]

Well...

To be honest, I didn't really enjoy watching this short. I think it's overrated. Not that it isn't good, don't get me wrong, but it was very boring. It only showed something plus something equals something else. I liked the use of sounds and sprites. If you would plan to make a Mario Babies 3, try to make it more entertaining, or maybe even longer.
And don't go on calling me a fag or saying that I could never do better, because is this constructive critisim (did i spell that right) and as an American, I have the right to express my opinion.

tenchi5000 responds:

Hey, I wont call you a fag, coz you put REASON behind your review, and I like that. Thank You for addressing these issues :P

[Happy Hitler]

Pff

I already proved this point. My movie said 'Loading...' and it got a 3.45. Wanna see it, ~Mystic Quest of Evil~.

FourStar responds:

damn, that was sad. we should join forces and do stuff!!!

[SBL Switch]

omg

for those of us who think you can't make flash movies... we were right.
You absoulutely suck. You are NOT the king of the portal, but far from it. All of your movies suck. Your just a rip off of the Clock Crew, which sucks as well. Which means, you really really suck.

OrangeLock responds:

How does this suck? It's better than at least half the submissions on the portal!

[Mario the Fat-Ass 2]

Lol go koopa

did you know im the one that brought your submission to a Decent score in the first place?
I raised it from 2.99 to 3.01. :)

tenchi5000 responds:

Thanx for takin it back up. It was at 3.01 then it dropped. Thanx for bringin it back up :P

[FF4 Survivor Ep. 12!]

FF4 Is the BOMB

This is so freaken awesome, this deserves it's own section so I don't have trouble searching up your freaken movies :\.

You should seriously consider FF6 Survivor. And more battle action mixed in with your hilariousness will get you a 4.00 I bet.

By the way, what is the RP group? I'm awesome at RP...

DarkDragoonKain responds:

Everyone's really pushing us hard for an FF6 Survivor, so we may just have to follow through and give everyone what they want. No guarantees though. :X
I E-Mailed Wade at Newgrounds and asked him for our own section. He said he'd look into it for us, but if you wanna E-Mail him and push it along, that'd be great. :D
The roleplay group consists of a couple of friends of mine who all roleplay FF4 Characters. We've been through several storylines now and have quite a blast, and we're always looking for people to take up new roles. If you don't blow ass at roleplaying and would like to join us sometime, just hit me up on AOL/AIM at DarkDragoonKain and I'll introduce you to the group.
Glad you enjoyed, thanks for the review. :)