MyStiKKhAoS's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Dark Place (First Set)]

Extremely odd...

I'll start off by being fair and reviewing it based on the fact that it's a comic, rather than an interesting flash animation, which is what Newgrounds is looking for.
The graphics inside the comic were horrible, it looked like you drew it with Paint and touched it up with Photoshop, then distorted the backround. The storyline was stupid; I had no idea what was going on, there wasn't enough comics to show anything interesting happen.

This is a poor excuse for a flash animation on newgrounds, and I suggest not placing the Second Set on here.

[The VG Wars Ep:1]

Decent

This was pretty much no action and all storyline, and it went way too slow, as fun as looking at what armies they have and what they're up against...

You need to tween, especially when they are zooming in, because you made them twitchy.

Graphics were decent as well, but I'd prefer that you use the Mario from SNES because he has more graphics and, hell, he just looks better.

The battle between Samus was rather ridiculus, all she did was jump on the enemy and somehow die, not showing any blood or even how she died. You'll have to explain this one to me, because I didn't catch on.

I'm hoping this becomes one of those invasion-type movies, I just love those animations where armies charge forward for invasion. Anyways, good luck in the future.

- Andy

Samuraikyo responds:

Actually there will be a war and what ever happened to samus will be the next episode plot and mario and luigi and a final fantasy 2 character (love the mix of characters) will bettle bosses from other games. Thanx for the review!

[Super Mario: Bump Song]

...

That was extremely disturbing.

[Mario Mushroom Madness]

Did you say "original?"

Not only has this been done before, but it has been done much better. Give us one reason to watch your trilogy. So we can see something new? Pfft... I'd rather see quality over new.

The fights were just horrible. It all consisted of one shot kills from Mario bouncing all over the place, showing no other fighting animation than sprites ripped from Randy Solem (karate position). The sound didn't go well with the story. The blood was unrealistic and boring. There was no interactivity, or no humor, and this was very unoriginal. Try again later.

DaxFire responds:

No, I did not say "original"

[Xiao's Fury 2]

Original!

Wait, no it isn't. You HAVE to ask yourself this question before submitting this: Would people rather see this, an unoriginal ripoff, or see the greater series, Xiao Xiao itself? Your score can speak for itself, but, let's move on to the actual movie.
Though the animation was kind of smooth, it was way to short and everything died in one hit. Even the BOSS. The boss isn't supposed to die in one hit... it's supposed to put up some kind of a fight.

Anyways, before you go on telling me to "do better..." unless this site has some kind of fucked up rule against freedom, I'm ALOUD to critizize this. They even encourage it with the review system! If you say a movie sucks, do you see the directors saying to everyone "I'd like to see you do better?" If so, they don't deserve to direct anyway, which is the similar case to you and YOUR movies and review responses.

[Link's Glitch]

Excellent!

Great job with this, a perfect mix of perfect music, humor, and action. Keep it up!

[Frog Trigger]

Excellent Movie

Pretty much everything was great. But sometimes the Sprites take too long to move around, thus making the movie longer. In the fight with gato, for example, the frog moved around Gato and with his party, only to end up on a different screen. So... yeah. Gj.

[As I Lay Me Down]

Aww... want sympathy points?

Well, here's a one for graphics. Otherwise, you don't get SHIT. Here's some advice, get over it and get on with your life. Don't spread your bullshit here expecting to get compassion from us. This is the internet. We don't give a fuck if your girlfriend broke up with you.

[Link Vs Mario(Mario Wins)]

Wow. It's almost unbelievible.

After watching the first Link Vs Mario(Link Wins), I kind of liked it. I thought it was humorus with an intresting story (which would have been good if it was longer) and didn't have too bad of a fight at the end (i'm a liar). Yet I come here and watch ... the same thing over again? Except Mario won? JESUS! You know... it IS possible to put two of the same endings into one flash... I'll let you figure that out by yourself.

DaxFire responds:

Don't flame it just lets people know how stupid and mean you are. I know how to make buttons, mine just were not working so I made two.

[Counterstrike Vs Jenson 2]

Great, more n00b jokes

I coulda swore I saw at least 10 of the same exact thing, with the same graphics, but those were better.
How is it the first part of this is better?! There was no real action in this. Just a teammate flashing his allies, and everyone else is spawn camping.
And the music was definately no improvement. Sure, I liked the CS sounds, but the backround music (which played for 5 seconds each time) definately earned it a 0.

rholding2000 responds:

its a parody. This is what i get when i play cs...im not selling out on the humour too. There are loads of subtle things in this and the first about the wank that is CS....you gotta be bright to get some of this humour, U sir are not.