MyStiKKhAoS's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[StarCraft]

An excellent movie, with a few problems.

Do you play StarCraft? Most likely. Then you should realize that missle turrets can easliy take out overlords right? And that massive marine bunkers could EASILY take out those zerglings right? It was a little mis-informed, but it's good nontheless.

[LOTR Club Movie]

Wow

I can see that the LOTR Club sucks ass.

[.Hack//Vegietales]

Haha!

Fucking hilarious!
Don't listen to the other kids out there who cry because their favorate anime show was made a paradoy out of vegetables. Hey, I love the show as much as the next fat kid but it's just a paradoy.

Lol, your movie is so true, they sit there and wait for hours online for some gray haired kid who thinks he's the best because... he has gray hair.
Did the text go really really fast on purpose to show that all they do is fucking talk in the damn show?

And seriously, would you believe some 13 year old gray haired kid who was abused by his father that he can't log out? Fuck those idiots who believe him. And we all know that .hack//SIGN is full of lies. Nobody is that compasionate to newbies, and people online would be like 'yo sup nigs' 'fuck you fag', not 'lets go on an adventure!' and 'he can't log out. we better involve ourselves although it's none of our damn business'. Oh well.
Nice job.

NinjaRygar responds:

Thanks! You understand... the text goes by fast because even I couldnt take it anymore... and I made it.

[LOTR Parody p2 - trailer]

Sucks even for a trailer

A picture, misspelled words, and gay music.
I don't give a damn if it's a trailer or not! Nobody likes trailers, maybe if your real movie isn't a piece of crap, I'd consider liking it. Otherwise, no. No... No.
Definately gay.

TheGreyPilgrim responds:

What crappy music are you talking about. I used one of the finest pieces of Howard Shore.

You just don't understand this sort of humor. And for the last time: IT'S JUST A TRAILER.

[rEEER1]

Glitchy piece of crap

This is friggin stupid!
Why would I want to play this at all? Theres no point! The gun makes no sound, all they do is Flash and fall over, and you can NEVER LOSE HEALTH!
Blam.

TomLojko responds:

I fixed the bug, sorry about that

[Crono's Conscience]

All my 10 r belong to this!

Haha, what SHOULD have happened in Chrono Trigger!
Gj dissin that HAcoreRD fag, who still thinks he's better than me. Seriously now... I'm not the best, but to suck more than him would be something I'd kill myself for.

'I don't go dissin other people's flash series in my animation...'
HAcoreRD, you fucking hypocryte. Let's go watch Heroes Quest 1.2 eh?
"I am not Edge I am Leon!..."
You put my Leon from Leon's Quest (which is you dissin a flash series) and said at the end, and I quote:
"Leon (Edge) From MyStikkhaos's crappy Leon's Quest."
Haha!

'So I got 2 awards. I don't go laughing about it...'
And I quote from our conversation: "Who got daily 4th and 5th?"

Haha, all your words backfire right at you, bitch. Nobody likes your animations. Get over it.

TheGoldCrow responds:

hahahah111 look whose got two2 aWaRds bich im THEE bEsT animatar ever PWN PWN PWN.
(HAcoreRD mode off)

[Counter Terrorism Unit]

Booya!

This is excellent! The animation and plot is very smoothly and nicely done, great job!
Was this inspired by Counterstrike?

[The best stick movie ever]

/changetitle {The worst stick movie ever}

Overused. Everyone does the matrix and sticks. I like shit like Xiao Xiao, but this is pathetic. The 3D effects were cool, but this idea is overused way too much. LORD OF THE RINGS MUSIC? GOOD GOD...

[Mario Babies 2]

Well...

To be honest, I didn't really enjoy watching this short. I think it's overrated. Not that it isn't good, don't get me wrong, but it was very boring. It only showed something plus something equals something else. I liked the use of sounds and sprites. If you would plan to make a Mario Babies 3, try to make it more entertaining, or maybe even longer.
And don't go on calling me a fag or saying that I could never do better, because is this constructive critisim (did i spell that right) and as an American, I have the right to express my opinion.

tenchi5000 responds:

Hey, I wont call you a fag, coz you put REASON behind your review, and I like that. Thank You for addressing these issues :P

[Magic Is Real 2]

Do you think we're stupid?

It's called a DIGITAL CAMERA. You took a picture, moved the can, took another picture, moved the can again, and then fused all the pictures to make an AVI movie and put it into flash. You could see the strings. Retard. Nobody want's crap.